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From: vespa150 Joined: 2 years ago Uploads: 77 |
Added: Mar 14, 2008 Category: Bizarre Tags: naked bird fettish coffir table |
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i want one BUT i dont think my mrs would like +19 reply 
What's it matter to her? All she has to do is keep it clean. +12 reply 
that would never be clean +20 reply 
and keep still.my missus tips my beer over,and there'll be trouble. +2 replyslightlydisturbed posted 8 months ago
I want one too, but it has to be a lot hotter. +12 reply 
hey, she's hot for a female(without penis) on this site +3 replydouchecookies posted 8 months ago
id take a shit over the table just to see her reaction +3 replysuperman2086 posted 8 months ago
NEW - at Ikea the "Shitten Gurl" with "Shittel Tabul TuP" reply 
BTW - it's spelled coffee not coffie, unless the table's name is Coffie. +2 reply 
Maybe it's Kofi Annan? +3 replyjoythief07 posted 8 months ago
keep it in your "Man Room" +2 replyUnidentified posted 8 months ago
next time my dad asks me what i want for my bday or w/e im emailing him this picture reply What the hell do you think a man cave is for? reply
- Oh dear, i spilt my jizz on yr table! +8 replymassageplus posted 8 months ago
i told you to use a coaster!! +2 reply 
don't get the vaccuum too close! she'd be so scared! awww... replysmackthisbitch posted 8 months ago
NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!! I just LOVE interactive furniture. +2 reply
it would be a bit of a bastard if she sneezes +4 reply 
you right.. cock snot is certainly not fun to try to get out of an area rug replyDdakota191 posted 8 months ago
Tell me about it. reply
I don't think my wife would like it, she would have to clean the class twice a day. +1 reply Mine would have to only clean it once a day. reply 
Thats quite nice of you! only making her clean that 4 loads off in a once daily bulk task! reply 
She could use a sqeegee or an ice scraper. replyzerocommazero posted 8 months ago
dunno why, i would be compelled 2 sit on the table tho. women are weird! replygarageflower posted 8 months ago
Wats with the frog? +6 replymentalillness5 posted 8 months ago
i'd love to jump on that table to see what happens....but she's hot so hmmm would be a waste reply - u just ripped off my comment u cunt LG xx +3 replygarageflower posted 8 months ago
u wanna sit i wanna jump. one is hardcore the other is lame chaaaa reply - u thinking jumping is hardcore? the mafia boss sits winstarrrrrrn +1 replygarageflower posted 8 months ago
Take it back..... I can see a crack in the glass!! +25 reply
ARR-ARR! lol reply
Does it come in black? +4 replyWonky_Donkey posted 8 months ago- I have the black model. The only problem is it can be a little loud while watching movies in the living room. "Don't go in there, Girlfriend"!! +2 replyzerocommazero posted 8 months ago
Oh sure it looks good now but wait till its bitching at you. +5 replyEverEvolving posted 8 months ago- Everevolving.. My comment has nothing to do with yours, i just wanted to say that when you take a quick glance at your avitar, or when you just scrolling by it, it looks like the back to the future logo. I just thought that was funny. Not that there is anything wrong with that, i love BTTF.. +2 replyDdakota191 posted 8 months ago
- Yours reminds me of funnel beer. Mmmm funnel beer. +1 replyEverEvolving posted 8 months ago
I want to have table talk everyday... +1 reply
looks like a frog... ribbbit! +1 replynookielookie posted 8 months ago
Wonder if she's ticklish? +2 reply
Too high maintenence, I'm sure she'd need food and drink. +1 replymistressXXX posted 8 months ago
- You see that's the problem with contemporary furniture. It looks good now, but what will it look like in 50 years. +7 replyWonky_Donkey posted 8 months ago
good one wonky! replyHolliWould posted 8 months ago
Oh I hate self-assembly furniture, you just know there will be bits missing +2 reply UUUUummmmmmm, tiiiits, puuuuuuuuuussy, nope it's all there. reply
Do they use midgets for the end tables? +1 replychazzzzzzzzzz posted 8 months ago
I can think of furniture to use her for that would be better than a table +1 reply
That's a very nice collar she's wearing. reply
That's a little bit TOO artsy, they even lined up the floral design in the rug with her cooter. reply
In case of emergency break glass. +1 reply
Wheres the asian shitting on it?? reply
- I didn't notice this one on my walk around IKEA. +1 replyWonky_Donkey posted 8 months ago
Id put loads of really heavy shit on there and see how long it took for her to stack it +1 replyTheIronTroll posted 8 months ago
Does it come in midget size, I need two end tables +5 replyDiscombobulated posted 8 months ago
Speed would know the website for the midget furniture catalog. +4 replyCobra Dick posted 8 months ago
I dont think my gf had this in mind when she said she would hit me with a table leg. Shit she can hit me with the whole fkn table. reply
- i'd send it back... the bitch's feet aint clean... +2 replyrazorbackisback posted 8 months ago
Finally.. a place to keep the damn remote control. +8 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 8 months ago
This would be good for a windex commercial +1 reply
I like it. You can clearly see the carpet below. The oriental rug is highly visable as well. +2 replyscorpionking posted 8 months ago
i hope she dosent have to piss any time soon. +1 replyTheyCallMeBALLS posted 8 months ago
Break it shes fucked +1 reply
is this what you call living art. reply
I keep my Personal Affiars...Under the Table. +1 reply
Yeah, but how is she going to do the dishes? reply 
how is she gonna get me a new beer without spilling my current one +2 replywhitetrashdotnet posted 8 months ago- Oh you 2..............it's simple... You buy 2. Leave one glass top in the garage just in case this one breaks and use the spare base to do the chores and fetch the beer. +1 replyWonky_Donkey posted 8 months ago
but wait, there's more! reply
oh, no there isn't, sorry. +2 reply
At least she's not gonna get bored, she can read the back page of fetish magazine. +2 reply
I want one but with a better looking girl reply
She's only pulling that face because she just remembered that scene from the omen, you know the one i mean. reply - ALL FOR YOU DAMIEN!!! replymistressXXX posted 8 months ago
Bitch would need socks and gloves because I fucking hate fingerprints on glass. +1 reply
- The setup for a "Boston steamer". replyzerocommazero posted 8 months ago
y does he have a separate ashtray? just cut a whole in the glass above her chest...thats an ashtray/toilet/cum receptacle all built into one... +2 reply
- That area rug really doesn't match the caouch very well. +1 replydkknight17 posted 8 months ago
I thought it said coffin table. Didn'tknow if I wanted some dead chick under my coffee table. reply
Job security... reply
what will ikea think of next +2 replydrunkNirish posted 8 months ago
unlike most cheap furniture, this one takes 18 years to assemble reply13thstepper posted 8 months ago
thats one way to keep the japs from shitting on your face... reply
She toes a little dirty, but it's not serious, I buy. reply
I'd like to see what other models they have in stock, the stand's a bit ugly. reply
Wait... I have a feeling this is going to turn into a glass bottom boat. replyChancre_Scolex posted 8 months ago
now i know what to do with the bodies :-) +1 replyransidfuker posted 8 months ago
look out! Its Frog Woman! reply
spider clit, spider clit does whatever spiderchick does, can she hold - up a brick - yes she can - she needs dick - look out!!!!! this tabel looks so good, even I want one, ok two in case one breaks! replysmurfspunk posted 8 months ago
i bought this and it was defective, it kept farting when you placed your drinks on it, they sent me a new one and this one peed on the floor, that's the last time i order online. +1 replyanastasiajubilee posted 8 months ago
And to think...when you have had a shitty day, you can just come home, turn your coffee table upside down and fuck any orifice you want to...ahhhhh!!! reply
- (its spelt coffee) LAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA replygarageflower posted 8 months ago
i would spill it all the time reply
- Oh great now there are hand and feet prints all over the glass replyDiscombobulated posted 8 months ago
Perfect addition for The Korova Milk Bar... reply
I have a bad habit of getting hammered and passing out under peoples tables. I didnt mind this time! reply
well at least you can have somewhere to hold your chocolate fingers. reply
- "fuck this coffee table" "whats wrong does it get streaks?" "no I was asking... would you like to fuck the coffee table" LOL replyHolliWould posted 8 months ago
"That rug really tied the room together did it not?" "Fuckin' A man." reply
LOLOLOL i have got to hide this from my boyfriend or i be the next one, inventive idea. reply
I knew when he said I want you to go 'be' the table instead of set, we were in for an odd evening. replyprncssprissy posted 8 months ago
"what have i told you about leaving ring stains on my table!" reply
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