Lightsaber FX Collection
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From: j18speed Joined: 2 years ago Uploads: 109 |
Added: May 14, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: lightsaber fx collection pathetic loser |
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95 new comments added since your last visit to this media ( marked by a gray background ). You must be logged in for this feature to work. Do it hereI imagine he has to fight the pussy off each night. +17 reply 
Maybe... If they vibrate +10 reply 
if they vibrate, ill buy two! +7 replynookielookie | 2 years agoNice mental image +1 reply 
Nookie with a handle sticking out of her and her skull lit up like a jack-o-lantern? they're pretty long... +8 reply13thstepper | 2 years agoI figured she'd have creative way to keep it sexy reply - [ -3 Comment by HoraceRider - was filtered ] Show
Impressive way to ruin that joke. *slow claps* +6 reply - also. line jumper. welcome to neg city reply13thstepper | 2 years ago
I bet he cant beat it off with a lightsaber! replyTYLER DURDEN | 2 years ago
he? i figured it was you....lol...sorry... replyrandumbetch | 2 years ago
Thats because he doesn't have the force with him +1 reply 
Hey Speed! Where did ya find this one? LOL....I have the top one, god I love that thing! Does it make me a geek? Fuck it...I don't care. I chase my wife around the house breathing like an idiot for forplay, "Darth Hyde is going to get you in your darkside, dear padawan." This get's her so wet...... +2 replyHyde in plain sight | 2 years ago
You are absolutely right, if by pussy you mean his mom's cats. replyhumanwreckage | 2 years ago
He probably gets under his blankets and inserts it up his ass at night +2 reply This guy should be named "LUKE SKY WACKER" +5 reply
well theres no way this guys is Lukes father cause he's gotta be a virgin! +2 replyLearnToSwim | 2 years ago
Collecting things and hanging them on the wall is a sure fire way to impress the ladies. +2 reply 
Sure is, ask any 30 plus guy living in moms basement they will tell you - chics dig that shit! +4 replyDiscombobulated | 2 years ago- that didn't work with my "dead hooker" collection, I should maybe try my "crawlspace under the porch hobo" collection, that wouldn't unnerve the escorts so much i guess. +2 reply13thstepper | 2 years ago
- or the "the last escort who didn't do her job right" collection. keeps them motivated! replycripfolife | 2 years ago
His wall collection made me hot....Only because I was laughing so hard that it got a little warm in here. reply
The kid that was jaming the chick with just one light saber has this lonley homo beat. It's not how many light sabers you have, but what you do with it. +2 replyBallsDeep007 | 2 years ago
what makes him even cooler..if that is possible...is the little "iv got lightsabers" dance he does! +14 reply Dammit... that made me laugh out loud, cough, spit, and wheeze and I'm all out of plusses. You are 100% dead on. That's what made the video for me. reply - [ -3 Comment by tojo38 - was filtered ] Show
Hey 18, I plussed him for you. -2 replyHoraceRider | 2 years ago
I'm gonna be honest no kidding a side I would love to have these ! I seen the first 3 movies at the theater I mean I'm going back to the 70s for the first 1 and I don't think there was a kid who saw that movie who didn't pretend to have a light saber reply Yeah, but would you mount them on a wall, film them, put them on the Internet, and follow the whole debacle up with the "I've got lightsabers" dance? +1 reply ... but he fucks like a Jedi reply I don't know about the dance part lol reply 
i would love to have them too. star wars is awesome. plus i was born on star wars day (may the 4th be with you :P) so after 20 years i think im about due my first lightsaber. reply
I couldn't make out your face in silhouette, Speedy. Next time, film it with better lighting. replyPhotoShopWarrior | 2 years agoI thought you liked my face in silhouette.. my back arched slightly... a slight moan escapes my lips... reply - Well.. how you doin?? It's been a while... I thought you forgot about that... replyPhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago
Speed that sent shivvers down my spine with how gay it sounded...or was. replySasquatch7 | 2 years ago- Don't ruin it.. Just.. shut up!! LOL +1 replyPhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago
LOL all you like, we know you are serious reply
Looks like Darth Vader is still in the closet +2 replyscorpionking | 2 years ago
love the lights & sounds was wait'n for something more but all in all not to bad reply
- Hmmm.. nobody has favorited this. I wonder why? replyPhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago
And what better place to hang them but next to his awesome hat collection! +2 reply
gayngsta +2 reply
he could hang it next to his LOTR collection, hed be really "cool" then reply - its hung next to his LIDZ collection, thats kinda the same, right? reply13thstepper | 2 years ago
Light-BLAM-er FX collection!! reply
thats fuckin awesome replyepiphany47 | 2 years ago
- ugh. i am filled with self loathing for still thinking that lightsaber noise is cool. makes me want to commit Hari lightsaber kari. reply13thstepper | 2 years ago
WOW 7 things he can turn on other than a woman... +1 replyKnightmare316 | 2 years ago
Probably the only 7 things... reply
I have a suspicion that those are not real lightsabers. For instance: 1) Real lightsabers would burn the little nail that's holding them. 2) How would he get Dart Maul's AND Yoda's lightsabers? 3) Its pretty obvious that he's a fag living in his mom's place with a fucking hat and lightfuckingsaber collection are his prized possessions. 4) On the other hand, his little dance was kinda jedi like, so maybe the force is strong with this one. +2 replyMonteFucko | 2 years ago
Where's the Schwartz? replyCharles Bronsin | 2 years ago
Its that lil one on the end reply
i think to ever get a girl in his room he will have to use FORCE i mean THE FORCE replyelwoodblues | 2 years ago
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I just relised i youst to have one of these now i feel Gay ! :( replyboogerking | 2 years ago
yep now i also feel you're gay :P reply - well you would know best after last nights debacle replyboogerking | 2 years ago
Don't lie, you still have these. Fag! ;-) replyFreedom Fries | 2 years ago
hell i want one! rubber band guns and pellet guns are only fun for so long. replyanastasiajubilee | 2 years ago
The only Jedi-thing about him is that he has no girlfiriend ever ever ever........ +1 replysmurfspunk | 2 years ago
I so so so do..............oops. replyWonky_Donkey | 2 years ago
- Ok Corky, you have a collection of led tainted, made in China, POS light sabers. Do these people have any ambition in life other than staying in their parents basements for life? replyFreedom Fries | 2 years ago
- if you pan the camera a little to the right you'll see his star wars figurines still in packages and the princess leia bra replyanastasiajubilee | 2 years ago
The dork in me absolutely loves this...as disturbing as that thought may be. You other women can keep the jock, yuppy, uppity, "macho" men...I'll take all the nerdy dorks any day reply 
I bet you just love the movie "Revenge of the Nerds". So have you ever had any McLovin? reply That dork in you is one lucky guy. reply
my idol!! reply
Hell ya..this guy is totally "gangsta". He definately wins the Puh-Nah-Nah-Nuh!" award! reply
in my country we call those people PENDEJOSSSSSSSSSSSSS reply
id dance with him, especially if he let me play with yodas one........ reply
may the force be with you!! reply
- What's up with this small lightsaber?? replyKrijgsvolk | 2 years ago
what a waist of money replyRussellkenneth | 2 years ago
i see he collects those stupid caps aswell replyferrari360max | 2 years ago
omg very sad man reply
- What a fucking LAME ! replybrightiis07 | 2 years ago
must have WAYYYYYYY to much time on his fucking hands replyCrazycowboy69 | 2 years ago
A dude puts gold teeth in his "grill" and wears ludicrous necklaces and things to show his monetary status and he's "pimp." Star Wars fan lays down thousands of dollars on his love and he's a lame dork. reply - the "grill" is to attract women. the Star Wars crap is to avoid women. not saying gold grill is the best way to get a girl, just talking about motivations. reply13thstepper | 2 years ago
once a geek. always a geek!!! reply
What a thug, his lightsabers right next to his bomb ass hat collection. +1 replydjnastynat3 | 2 years ago
Nice display... All this pussy has is some thumbtacks and bubblegum holding his gay sabers on the wall! replyPhillyDarko | 2 years ago
NERD!!!!! reply
whatever happened to masturbating? reply
He's the coolest dork I eva seen. +1 reply
ah fuck it - I still want one +1 replybronxbeauty8 | 2 years ago
They are expensive and I doubt he ever takes then off the wall. If he ever did use them, the LEDs in the blades would show signs of damage... replyBlackVelvet | 2 years ago
Ooooh yeah. My pussy is just dripping wet >.< reply
I guess thats one way to spend your economic stim check. Now he just needs general grievous getup to hold all of them at once with a pimphat/cloak to boot. +1 reply
- and the caps collection as well lol. replyjohnnysamoa | 2 years ago
His overuse of the force is definitely making up for something else... +1 reply
He is SOOO cool! reply
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