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From: j18speed
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Added: May 14, 2008
Category: Funny
Tags: lightsaber   fx   collection   pathetic   loser  
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  • j18speed posted 2 months ago
    I imagine he has to fight the pussy off each night. +17 reply
    • Likit4me posted 2 months ago
      Maybe... If they vibrate +10 reply
      • nookielookie posted 2 months ago
        if they vibrate, ill buy two! +7 reply
        • Likit4me posted 2 months ago
          Nice mental image +1 reply
          • 13thstepper posted 2 months ago
            Nookie with a handle sticking out of her and her skull lit up like a jack-o-lantern? they're pretty long... +8 reply
            • Likit4me posted 2 months ago
              I figured she'd have creative way to keep it sexy reply
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                • pjp24 posted 2 months ago
                  Impressive way to ruin that joke. *slow claps* +6 reply
    • Hyde in plain sight posted 2 months ago
      Hey Speed! Where did ya find this one? LOL....I have the top one, god I love that thing! Does it make me a geek? Fuck it...I don't care. I chase my wife around the house breathing like an idiot for forplay, "Darth Hyde is going to get you in your darkside, dear padawan." This get's her so wet...... +2 reply
  • warmonger posted 2 months ago
    He probably gets under his blankets and inserts it up his ass at night +2 reply
  • LearnToSwim posted 2 months ago
    well theres no way this guys is Lukes father cause he's gotta be a virgin! +2 reply
  • j18speed posted 2 months ago
    Collecting things and hanging them on the wall is a sure fire way to impress the ladies. +2 reply
    • Discombobulated posted 2 months ago
      Sure is, ask any 30 plus guy living in moms basement they will tell you - chics dig that shit! +4 reply
    • 13thstepper posted 2 months ago
      that didn't work with my "dead hooker" collection, I should maybe try my "crawlspace under the porch hobo" collection, that wouldn't unnerve the escorts so much i guess. +2 reply
      • cripfolife posted 2 months ago
        or the "the last escort who didn't do her job right" collection. keeps them motivated! reply
    • Raven_21 posted 2 months ago
      His wall collection made me hot....Only because I was laughing so hard that it got a little warm in here. reply
  • BallsDeep007 posted 2 months ago
    The kid that was jaming the chick with just one light saber has this lonley homo beat. It's not how many light sabers you have, but what you do with it. +2 reply
  • rexsavage posted 2 months ago
    what makes him even cooler..if that is possible...is the little "iv got lightsabers" dance he does! +14 reply
    • j18speed posted 2 months ago
      Dammit... that made me laugh out loud, cough, spit, and wheeze and I'm all out of plusses. You are 100% dead on. That's what made the video for me. reply
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  • warmonger posted 2 months ago
    I'm gonna be honest no kidding a side I would love to have these ! I seen the first 3 movies at the theater I mean I'm going back to the 70s for the first 1 and I don't think there was a kid who saw that movie who didn't pretend to have a light saber reply
    • j18speed posted 2 months ago
      Yeah, but would you mount them on a wall, film them, put them on the Internet, and follow the whole debacle up with the "I've got lightsabers" dance? +1 reply
    • w8y posted 2 months ago
      i would love to have them too. star wars is awesome. plus i was born on star wars day (may the 4th be with you :P) so after 20 years i think im about due my first lightsaber. reply
  • PhotoShopWarrior posted 2 months ago
    I couldn't make out your face in silhouette, Speedy. Next time, film it with better lighting. reply
  • gspotjax posted 2 months ago
    love the lights & sounds was wait'n for something more but all in all not to bad reply
    • j18speed posted 2 months ago
      Thanks... I thought you'd dig that... but did you see the lightsaber video up above? *lights cigarette* +3 reply
  • ecorock posted 2 months ago
    And what better place to hang them but next to his awesome hat collection! +2 reply
  • venom posted 2 months ago
    he could hang it next to his LOTR collection, hed be really "cool" then reply
    • 13thstepper posted 2 months ago
      its hung next to his LIDZ collection, thats kinda the same, right? reply
  • 13thstepper posted 2 months ago
    ugh. i am filled with self loathing for still thinking that lightsaber noise is cool. makes me want to commit Hari lightsaber kari. reply
  • MonteFucko posted 2 months ago
    I have a suspicion that those are not real lightsabers. For instance: 1) Real lightsabers would burn the little nail that's holding them. 2) How would he get Dart Maul's AND Yoda's lightsabers? 3) Its pretty obvious that he's a fag living in his mom's place with a fucking hat and lightfuckingsaber collection are his prized possessions. 4) On the other hand, his little dance was kinda jedi like, so maybe the force is strong with this one. +2 reply
  • elwoodblues posted 2 months ago
    i think to ever get a girl in his room he will have to use FORCE i mean THE FORCE reply
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  • Freedom Fries posted 2 months ago
    Ok Corky, you have a collection of led tainted, made in China, POS light sabers. Do these people have any ambition in life other than staying in their parents basements for life? reply
  • anastasiajubilee posted 2 months ago
    if you pan the camera a little to the right you'll see his star wars figurines still in packages and the princess leia bra reply
  • KallyKat posted 2 months ago
    The dork in me absolutely loves this...as disturbing as that thought may be. You other women can keep the jock, yuppy, uppity, "macho" men...I'll take all the nerdy dorks any day reply
    • stylez40 posted 2 months ago
      I bet you just love the movie "Revenge of the Nerds". So have you ever had any McLovin? reply
  • Xtdixonx posted 2 months ago
    Hell ya..this guy is totally "gangsta". He definately wins the Puh-Nah-Nah-Nuh!" award! reply
  • bnsuave posted 2 months ago
    in my country we call those people PENDEJOSSSSSSSSSSSSS reply
  • xmajojo posted 2 months ago
    id dance with him, especially if he let me play with yodas one........ reply
  • Pusstulio posted 2 months ago
    A dude puts gold teeth in his "grill" and wears ludicrous necklaces and things to show his monetary status and he's "pimp." Star Wars fan lays down thousands of dollars on his love and he's a lame dork. reply
    • 13thstepper posted 2 months ago
      the "grill" is to attract women. the Star Wars crap is to avoid women. not saying gold grill is the best way to get a girl, just talking about motivations. reply
  • djnastynat3 posted 2 months ago
    What a thug, his lightsabers right next to his bomb ass hat collection. +1 reply
  • PhillyDarko posted 2 months ago
    Nice display... All this pussy has is some thumbtacks and bubblegum holding his gay sabers on the wall! reply
  • BlackVelvet posted 2 months ago
    They are expensive and I doubt he ever takes then off the wall. If he ever did use them, the LEDs in the blades would show signs of damage... reply
  • Keio posted 2 months ago
    Ooooh yeah. My pussy is just dripping wet >.< reply
  • ratpacker posted 2 months ago
    I guess thats one way to spend your economic stim check. Now he just needs general grievous getup to hold all of them at once with a pimphat/cloak to boot. +1 reply
  • resko posted 2 months ago
    His overuse of the force is definitely making up for something else... +1 reply

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