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Lightsaber FX Collection

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From: j18speed
Joined: 2 years ago
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Added: May 14, 2008
Category: Funny
Tags: lightsaber   fx   collection   pathetic   loser  

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  • j18speed | 2 years ago
    Collecting things and hanging them on the wall is a sure fire way to impress the ladies. +2 reply
    • Discombobulated | 2 years ago
      Sure is, ask any 30 plus guy living in moms basement they will tell you - chics dig that shit! +4 reply
    • 13thstepper | 2 years ago
      that didn't work with my "dead hooker" collection, I should maybe try my "crawlspace under the porch hobo" collection, that wouldn't unnerve the escorts so much i guess. +2 reply
      • cripfolife | 2 years ago
        or the "the last escort who didn't do her job right" collection. keeps them motivated! reply
    • Raven_21 | 2 years ago
      His wall collection made me hot....Only because I was laughing so hard that it got a little warm in here. reply
  • BallsDeep007 | 2 years ago
    The kid that was jaming the chick with just one light saber has this lonley homo beat. It's not how many light sabers you have, but what you do with it. +2 reply
  • rexsavage | 2 years ago
    what makes him even cooler..if that is possible...is the little "iv got lightsabers" dance he does! +14 reply
    • j18speed | 2 years ago
      Dammit... that made me laugh out loud, cough, spit, and wheeze and I'm all out of plusses. You are 100% dead on. That's what made the video for me. reply
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  • warmonger | 2 years ago
    I'm gonna be honest no kidding a side I would love to have these ! I seen the first 3 movies at the theater I mean I'm going back to the 70s for the first 1 and I don't think there was a kid who saw that movie who didn't pretend to have a light saber reply
    • j18speed | 2 years ago
      Yeah, but would you mount them on a wall, film them, put them on the Internet, and follow the whole debacle up with the "I've got lightsabers" dance? +1 reply
    • w8y | 2 years ago
      i would love to have them too. star wars is awesome. plus i was born on star wars day (may the 4th be with you :P) so after 20 years i think im about due my first lightsaber. reply
  • gspotjax | 2 years ago
    love the lights & sounds was wait'n for something more but all in all not to bad reply
  • ecorock | 2 years ago
    And what better place to hang them but next to his awesome hat collection! +2 reply
  • venom | 2 years ago
    he could hang it next to his LOTR collection, hed be really "cool" then reply
  • 13thstepper | 2 years ago
    ugh. i am filled with self loathing for still thinking that lightsaber noise is cool. makes me want to commit Hari lightsaber kari. reply
  • MonteFucko | 2 years ago
    I have a suspicion that those are not real lightsabers. For instance: 1) Real lightsabers would burn the little nail that's holding them. 2) How would he get Dart Maul's AND Yoda's lightsabers? 3) Its pretty obvious that he's a fag living in his mom's place with a fucking hat and lightfuckingsaber collection are his prized possessions. 4) On the other hand, his little dance was kinda jedi like, so maybe the force is strong with this one. +2 reply
  • elwoodblues | 2 years ago
    i think to ever get a girl in his room he will have to use FORCE i mean THE FORCE reply
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  • Freedom Fries | 2 years ago
    Ok Corky, you have a collection of led tainted, made in China, POS light sabers. Do these people have any ambition in life other than staying in their parents basements for life? reply
  • anastasiajubilee | 2 years ago
    if you pan the camera a little to the right you'll see his star wars figurines still in packages and the princess leia bra reply
  • KallyKat | 2 years ago
    The dork in me absolutely loves this...as disturbing as that thought may be. You other women can keep the jock, yuppy, uppity, "macho" men...I'll take all the nerdy dorks any day reply
    • stylez40 | 2 years ago
      I bet you just love the movie "Revenge of the Nerds". So have you ever had any McLovin? reply
  • Xtdixonx | 2 years ago
    Hell ya..this guy is totally "gangsta". He definately wins the Puh-Nah-Nah-Nuh!" award! reply
  • xmajojo | 2 years ago
    id dance with him, especially if he let me play with yodas one........ reply
  • Pusstulio | 2 years ago
    A dude puts gold teeth in his "grill" and wears ludicrous necklaces and things to show his monetary status and he's "pimp." Star Wars fan lays down thousands of dollars on his love and he's a lame dork. reply
    • 13thstepper | 2 years ago
      the "grill" is to attract women. the Star Wars crap is to avoid women. not saying gold grill is the best way to get a girl, just talking about motivations. reply
  • PhillyDarko | 2 years ago
    Nice display... All this pussy has is some thumbtacks and bubblegum holding his gay sabers on the wall! reply
  • BlackVelvet | 2 years ago
    They are expensive and I doubt he ever takes then off the wall. If he ever did use them, the LEDs in the blades would show signs of damage... reply
  • ratpacker | 2 years ago
    I guess thats one way to spend your economic stim check. Now he just needs general grievous getup to hold all of them at once with a pimphat/cloak to boot. +1 reply
  • resko | 2 years ago
    His overuse of the force is definitely making up for something else... +1 reply

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