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From: OChill Joined: 1 year ago Uploads: 584 |
Added: Mar 22, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: bathroom fuck screw sink orgasm premature cum ejaculation |
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Sorry had to pull this an put back up. Looks like site had a hick up. Feel feel free to leave exact same comments previously made. reply ... and excuse my feel feel and other grammatical errors. +4 reply 
yeah like its a 1st for him stupid bitch nothing some editing wont fix. And i was hoping she would have smashed her head on the mirror behind her and seen her head explode into little fragments reply 
My camera guy always laughs when it happens to me and my girl +2 reply 
he should try harder next time, if she lets him replyheaven666arefussy posted 8 months agowell done , +1 reply
Notice how they weren't worried. He's impotent, too. +2 replyjoythief07 posted 8 months ago
Really? I don't recognize him. Is he famous? +1 replyStuPidasso posted 8 months ago
his screen name is j18speed. +8 reply 
If you're impotent you don't come that quick, if at all. And That girl was hot so I don't blame him for coming so quick. +1 reply 
I didn't think he was too fast, seemed pretty normal to me:) replyJACKINTHECRACK posted 8 months agofinally someone who last as long as me, 1 min, now go open a beer +2 reply 
hell it takes longer to make a sandwich! replyoddgyrlout posted 2 months ago- lmao! replyDiPSoMaNiC posted 2 months ago
well since you cant get a hard on that would be true reply
was that his mum and dad taking the film. +4 reply
- And....? +3 replyPastafazool posted 8 months ago
She should take that as a compliment....I wouldn't have even gotten hard for that skank. +26 reply - I hate this new rating limitation. I used to be able to give every 5th plus to you. +4 replyjoythief07 posted 8 months ago
Been where in a bathroom? Of corse I have. +6 reply
LOL it's a wonder he didn't blow before he even got the stiffy. +6 reply
I've been married for 10 years I'm there once a week. +5 replyEastCoastKid posted 8 months ago
once a week? you lucky bastard! +4 reply - Yeah I know I don't like to brag. +2 replyEastCoastKid posted 8 months ago
that guy cums faster than jspeed 48 seconds! damn reply 
No he doesn't. +12 reply I hate it when I get the laptop all set up. I have the perfect threesome midget porn video picked out. I get some hand lotion all set up and some kleenex to clean up the mess. Light a few candles... then my fucking wife opens the garage door and I have to pick all that shit up really fast and explain why I'm winded and red faced when she walks in the door. +4 reply
Call AAA, she's had a blowout. +3 replyRokit_pilot posted 8 months ago
It took him longer to find it and get it in there than it did to cum. +4 replyDiscombobulated posted 8 months ago
Man I thought I was hard up shit, He must have been celibate for a year to cum in that boneyass bitch. +3 reply
Stop looking at the camera you fucks! +1 reply - Hey, you get that feeling too? You get a bit shy when people look into their VT...and on playback, it's like they're mocking you! Me too, me too!! +2 replymassageplus posted 8 months ago
- Somebody got a bit too amped up by watching his mad skills on the video monitor. lol +6 replyamerickanwoman posted 8 months ago
Heh, yeah... so did this guy, though. reply - "Once upon a time...The End" +8 replyamerickanwoman posted 8 months ago
I see you've met Premature Peter. +5 replyFastBobbie posted 8 months ago
Been there, done that, Its happen to everyone at least once in there life. As long as it does not happen all the time, sometimes you are so horny you can't help it. +3 replyjonniewaker posted 8 months ago- Only once, when I was 15 and losing my virginity. I came when I just put it on her pussy lips. I thought I would die, but instead, she grabbed my dick, finished sucking me dry, and continued to suck me until I was hard again, rode me to 2 orgasms, and then let me fuck her in her ass. Looking back now, I realize 3 things. 1: how lucky I was to get it 'back' up so quickly. 2: how lucky i was to date an experienced 17 year old girl at 15. 3: and she liked it in the ass, allowing me to lose 3 types of virginity at once. +6 replyStuPidasso posted 8 months ago
I hope you always get her a card on Mother's Day. +2 reply 
That mind friend is what is know as the triple crown! +2 replysecret agent man posted 8 months ago
never heard that one before, but i can dig. replystandardissue posted 8 months ago
That my friend is not luck , that was the hand of God and you should go into porn because you have been blessed(ya bastard...LOL) +1 reply 
Wow i wish my sister would let me do that to her like yours did for you ,you lucky man!!!! +1 replykeyser soza posted 8 months ago
Tell me StuPidasso, after waking up from that dream were your little panties all wet? If they were it's ok. That's what we call a nocturnal emission. +1 replyshortbus4570 posted 8 months ago
Haggard. +1 replySUPER_VILLAIN posted 8 months ago
I like when the cum was drippin out. It had some hang time there too. Ha! +4 reply 
yah the sperm were probably in there thinking "god dammit this bastard only took up 30 seconds of camera time, now we have to save this video, go slow boys!" +4 replyHolliWould posted 8 months agoLMAO! reply 
i think it tool longer for the cum to hit the floor thn the time it took him to cum... reply
Call me crazy but I don't think I'd put a video of me prematurely ejaculating on the internet. +5 replyMetatronAtra posted 8 months ago- no but if I had a cheating ex husband and this happened to be something he filmed .... I would just so happen to post it on the internet for him =) +1 replyHolliWould posted 8 months ago
Isn't that the trailer of "white men can't hump"? +9 replysmurfspunk posted 8 months ago
- Yeah, that happened to me...but it was on the deck of a boat on the river Thames, in winter. "yep, i came luv...now i'm going back in to drink with the boys!" replymassageplus posted 8 months ago
- Oh, for the record...i didn't ejaculate early and i wasn't impotent..*coughs*..then! replymassageplus posted 8 months ago
hell, i'm that way every time. i gots shit to do, can't sit around all day makin love to the wife. +3 reply
Nice creampie +2 reply
Dont just sit there and complain about it bitch......Go get the plunger and finish the job yourself! +2 reply
She is so fat for me!!! +2 reply
The constant looking at the camera annoys me so much, but at least this guy wasn't waving, flashing a peace sign, or talking to it, so its not the worst I've seen. +2 reply
uhmmm a good tip is if you're about to cum that fast start going slower and take short little breaks, if you do it right you can still have a good fuck and make it last for at least another 5 minutes before you absolutely gotta blow your load. +4 reply
her pussy was scary! +5 replynookielookie posted 8 months ago
e-GAD GERTIE WHAT A GASH +3 reply - looks like spedometer flipped over once or twice doesnt it? +2 replyfootlicker76 posted 8 months ago
half a minute man +2 reply
Run Forest, run. +2 replyWonky_Donkey posted 8 months ago
Two pump chump. =D +3 replyDandeegirl posted 8 months ago
- Pussy looks like a pack of mashed assholes. +4 replydkknight17 posted 8 months ago
Shit Happens +2 reply
I love marathon sex. +2 reply
I can't stand a bitch laughing at the business end of my caK! reply - She was laughing at the mondo queef she had just laid down. replyshortbus4570 posted 8 months ago
She didn't look too excited at the start. What was she complaining about. +2 reply
I thought there was something odd about that guy, I looked and thought to myself "now theres a guy who likes like he shouldn't film himself having sex" and i was right. +2 reply Crap, that should've been "looks like..." reply
In true porn form he should have pulled out and aimed for the chin. +2 reply
wait you mean its not normal??? +3 reply
At least she doesn't have to fake it for very long +6 reply
This guys a 2 stroke joke +4 reply
first time on video, I came in exactly 2.3 seconds +1 reply
Play it back in slow motion to impress your friends reply
she should stop laughing at him and eat a cheeseburger. +4 reply
I think she is Hot.. what a weak dude! +1 reply
all i have to say is.... GUTTED!!! +2 reply
And this is you when mommy got pregnant... reply
Ferris Bueller's Day off?? +1 replyMySoCalledLife posted 8 months ago
- She is one skanky looking skeleton with a rotten cunt. +1 replyPussyPleaser posted 8 months ago
keep on looking at the camera. it might fall. +1 replyJayhawker89 posted 8 months ago
Happen last night, 7 minutes, didn't quite beat my old record of 6 but shit it'e been like a month. Thats the last time she gets sent on vacation without me dammit!!! +1 reply
probably got excited thinking about how he could redecorate the bathroom - and, as luck would have it, he's now got plenty of time to do it +2 reply
he took too damn long +1 reply
lil tip for those who can't hold it down... get rid of the first nut, before you have sex aka masterbate prior to sex, especally if you're going to film it, just so you can save face +1 replyRa Scorpio posted 8 months ago
Creampie's are fucking hot. But this bitch is not. +5 replyreverseview posted 8 months ago
- RETARD. +1 replyScuzzlebutt posted 8 months ago
damn she has a fugly pussay reply
Between the pathetic helpless ass look on his face and his sorry ass stroke - she should be glad it was over so quickly. Can you imagine what she's like when she get's some real dick? replyRIGHT AND EXACT posted 8 months ago
1 mississippi, 2 mississippi, 3 mississ,...ahh that about do it.. +2 reply
i've been there way too many times...they call me minuteman! +1 replyRAckatear420 posted 8 months ago- but he's worse, only lasted 30 seconds she's not even that hot to cum so fast to +1 replyRAckatear420 posted 8 months ago
Holy shit! March 25th and I click a link on http://www.inhumanity.com/ and get sent here. H666 is everywhere now. +2 reply
That is one understanding woman +2 reply - NOTTT...she laughed at him replyRAckatear420 posted 8 months ago
- that's a huge fucking ugly pussy +2 replysuperpapichulo posted 8 months ago
haha what a douche. +1 replypasquale316 posted 8 months ago
yes i have +1 reply
Happened to me a couple of times as well, especially if it is the first date with a new girl. Best to jack off in the shower while getting ready for the date. +1 replyPauliewalnuts posted 8 months ago
i always act like i have a charlie horse!!!! +2 replyfaseforeal posted 8 months ago
she's very understanding because she's gratefull that anyone would be turned on enough to cum on her at all +1 replylance ramjet posted 8 months ago
- very nice +1 replylakers6141 posted 8 months ago
is that edward norton? +1 reply
oh damn he sucks +1 reply
- Did anyone else hear Queef make an appearance? +2 replyshortbus4570 posted 8 months ago
I really dont think this is funny.... I.... I mean "He" obviously has sensative skin +2 replyransidfuker posted 8 months ago
mmmmmmmmmm nice pussy! +1 replygolden_eggs posted 8 months ago
she's kinda sick looking +1 replymrs.fuckfrenzy posted 8 months ago
well done +1 reply
- that sucks when it only lasts 30 sec +1 replyhoppybunny13 posted 8 months ago
feel free (insert sarcasm here).....epic win......, never overestimate yourself otherwise you'll end up wondering what happened to those future wife(s).... +1 reply
i got mine.......sucks to be you!! +1 reply
she was hot! +1 reply
hells yeah i been there all u fuckers that say u aint just be bullshittin juicy creampie +1 reply
I know i've never been there reply