Just turn him on
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From: PhotoShopWarrior Joined: 2 years ago Uploads: 332 |
Added: Jul 17, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: jesus christ light switch plate cover |
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66 new comments added since your last visit to this media ( marked by a gray background ). You must be logged in for this feature to work. Do it here- Poor designs make for damn funny products.. +3 replyPhotoShopWarrior | 1 year ago
And to top that off it probably glows in the dark +3 reply - I like how the kids are looking at the switch and thinking... "you flip it." "No, you flip it." +5 replyPhotoShopWarrior | 1 year ago
someone's head was in the gutter when they made this.... reply
People always said "jesus loves the little children" but i dont think anyone meant like this.. +1 replyYourFavoriteNightmare | 1 year ago
huh...I'm surprised both the kids aren't boys reply13thstepper | 1 year agoThat jokes aimed at a fallen priest not Christ : ( rongl ; ) +2 reply - leave it to a christian to persecute someone with a divergent worldview. pbbbbbbt. :P reply13thstepper | 1 year ago
Hey kids, wanna eat this loaf? reply
holly fucking jesus replynotavailable | 1 year ago
it looks like the girl turned him on and the boy is playing pocket ball and jesus is thinking once again it has risen on the third day +1 replysuperman2086 | 1 year ago
its nice to turn on jesus and the lights at the same time. +3 replysledgehammermessiah | 1 year ago
HA!! I told you Jesus was white! +1 replywhackattack | 1 year ago
It gets my volt for Christ's sake!! +2 reply
blargh... well, at least it's not a keyed switch, that might offend someone... reply
"light switch goes on, light switch goes off, on off on off on off... OH MY GOD! it just spat at me!!" +2 reply
even without the children it would have been so wrong. Mmm, sacrilicious. +3 reply 
bonus points if you got "sacrilicious" from Lords of the Rhymes reply
Now I know why all those Catholics want you to go toward the light. +1 reply
"Turn on or not Jesus is Small". reply
off to hell on to heaven reply
"The Last Boner" XD +2 reply
oh fuck, the lightbulb blew again! +1 replysquizzytaylor | 1 year ago
And then the Lord said "let there be light... oh yeah, that's it. Mmmmmmm, yeah....." +4 reply
I thought you flicked a light switch on ,not go down on your knees and turn it on with your mouth!!! replykeyser soza | 1 year ago
Its a little odd to contemplate placing something square into ones mouth. replyHoraceRider | 1 year agoyou mean like a cracker? +1 reply 
don't be racist! +1 reply - Ya got me good on that one junky. replyHoraceRider | 1 year ago
He's the light of my life. reply
The person that designed this light switch had no idea what a can of worms they would be opening. +1 replyjonniewaker | 1 year ago
i'm suprised michael jackson hasnt brought one out reply
Careful. That's a dangerous place to put your tongue. replyzerocommazero | 1 year ago
the caption reading on it "honor thy father and mother"...wow, cant go there....(bad Karma). Lead by example is just not appropriate. reply
now we know hes hung like a light switch in the on position reply
I do believe this is an example of early baptisms. reply - Nah Guiles, if it were that, it would be a face plate for a shower faucet. replyHoraceRider | 1 year ago
someone just turned jesus on.. if you know what i mean :) replyGreasedUpDeafGuy | 1 year ago
no wonder the Clap on Clap Off was invented! +2 replyseandamonisback | 1 year agoI think you have just described the first STD.... reply
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OH FUCKING GROW UP ALREADY.. your on H666 a sight that purposely joined HEAVEN and the symbol 666 together and your boohooin about a fucking light switch? +1 reply
and who says men cant be turned on with a flick of a switch? replydilapidatedsoulja | 1 year agoCertainly not me. We men are pigs! reply
- I always assumed that Jesus was circumcised. I would also like to have an assurance that behind that cover plate there is not a 3 way switch. Please Jesus, don't let it be so! replyHoraceRider | 1 year ago
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"From the people who brought you Buddy Christ; its the *NEW* Catholic Night Light!" +1 reply
- fuckin hilarious! Its great replyseandamonisback | 1 year ago
from the looks of it, the boys eager to go first, his stare seems a bit more intentive. reply
Na, na, na-na, na. Jesus has a switch dick, Jesus has a switch dick. replyWonky_Donkey | 1 year ago
and so,priests for generations to come took Jesus's Example reply
All praise Jesus and his rectangular hard on! replyBigBadDave85 | 1 year ago
"Jesus loves me oh yes he does, Jesus loves me oh yes he does" reply
sings he's..got..the..small..children ..in..his..hands reply
Christ has risen.. Christ will come again. +1 replyLangerhans | 1 year ago
Look at he's face, kind of mad... +1 reply
heaven....is just a light switch away reply
- not happy about this -2 replyGHOSTDIVE113 | 1 year ago
Must have been made for a priest -1 reply
- He sure does love the little children. replyCaptainStrogganoph | 1 year ago
hahahaha! -1 reply
So its ok for jesus to do this but whenever his catholic followers do they are wrong? reply
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