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• fireball80ca posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor HAHAHA It just feel to goood !!!! good find OChill : ) reply

• CasperWilkes posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor well....if it gets stuck again, i'll just go grab the shoe-horn....unless that means i have to drag her fat ass with me.....i guess i'll just let her choke +2 reply

• warmonger posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor This was the funny as fuck till the idiot got tracked down arrested and put in jail. Ironically he's choking on cock in jail +12 reply

• Shammie posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor That lady is one hell of a cool cucumber! +1 reply

• gulfice posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor I don't know if the caller was for real, but that was damn sure worth a laugh. Good one OC reply

• Mystyfydu posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor once I got my dick stuck on my pants zipper and I called 911 and they told me to zip it up and hung up on me. They left me scarred for life. +1 reply

• acase20 posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor I would love to see them recreate that on rescue 911 reply

• MellowMarshmallow posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor honestly who WANTS to take their dick out of the chicks mouth? reply

• Ivannahumpalot posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor I swear to GOD if I ever got a 911 call like this, I would send EVERYONE - FBI, CIA, DEA, Border Patrol to this asshole's house...National fucking Guard...tie up my 911 lines with some bullshit like that. +3 reply

• WarLord posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor Yea good thinkin instead of ppl not bein able 2 get thru on the fones cos this idiot has tied up the lines lets send every1 2 his house so wen ppl do get thru theres no1 available 2 help them, good thinkin batman!! reply

• BrittanyMichelle posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor yeah that would be great... because the FBI probably has nothing better to do...nothing more important that getting this man for tying up phone lines reply

• RIGHT AND EXACT posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor Ivanna, I totally understand what you meant. He should be prosecuted for fucking around like that when somebody could have been seriously trying to get through. -1 reply

• demodicky posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor A fucking SHOE HORN???????? Seriously???????? Where do they get these 911 operators? reply

• shykitten42 posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor Shes a reject from Al Bundys shoe store .. reply

• shogunUK posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor Remember Guys, if your cock turns blue it means you're gonna climax...Hmmm, I thought it was because you'd been fucking a smurf? +1 reply

• j18speed posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor That's a viscious rumor. We were just talking. reply

• Ug posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor That operator knew what to do with the shoe-horn... Maybe it's from first-hand experience??? Hmmm... reply

• KallyKat posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor I've never seen a dick turn blue right before "peak"...but then, I don't have a penis....so boys...is that normal?? reply

• Langerhans posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor no.. no Kally that is NOT normal and i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy reply

• mrweems posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor Fucking lulz. hahaha. My dick is blue. haha reply

• O22Y posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor She seems to have quite a bit of experience with choking on dicks, she knew all the normal signs and tools to solve the situation. I'm guessing her poots stink too. reply

• NungaBiz posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor "Hurts so good, come on baby it hurts so good..." reply

• bentOver posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor stupid ass,he makes a phone call. if you hold her head with both hands you'll get more lever and trust deeper. plus if instead your use the phone as an ass plug her poop wont stink that bad. just saying... +3 reply

• mysocksdontmatch posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor shit next time my girls choking on a cock ill just turn her on her side reply

• kickone posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor you must find yourself in some pretty sticky situations bent reply

• cakblakka<>><<> posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor beats the 0-900 number he's getting phone sex for free reply

• usmcreserve posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor I was starting to get jealous of the guy, that is, until the farting started. reply

• BigRobot posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor I panic everytime I have sex, it never makes my penis expand! +1 reply

• crimsonangel posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor Bot....I just about chocked on my popcorn...Do I have anything to worry about when we meet?! reply

• blak_eyed_spud posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor Only that his penis is made from Metal, so you may find it a bit hard to chew. reply

• BigRobot posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor Hey spud, Chew on this! (offers spud some toffee) =) reply

• BigRobot posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor =) no angel, It was just such an obvious joke, and i wanted to beat speed to it. reply

• freedomsdragons posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor Can anyone explain why his penis has a female name? +3 reply

• Noahstradamus posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor for some reason i failed to notice this till u brought it up reply

• seandamonisback posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor He was probably too embarrassed to admit that his girlfriend is a farm animal +1 reply

• pepucho posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor straight humor! reply

• Noahstradamus posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor haha! crying? he was about to shit his pants he was laughing so hard reply

• SILVABACK posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor In the mean time, someone who was truly in dire need of medical assistance croacked. Douche bag reply

• Noahstradamus posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor population control via funny 911 prank calls ftw reply

• neftaly posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor i thought it was kind of dumb. reply

• DonVale posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor shouldve waited to call, that teeth clamping down could not have gone well...or could it? reply

• DonVale posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor AAAAGGGGHHH!!! I take it back, it couldnt have...oh...oh, it could reply

• Stealin5thBase posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor oh good, farting is normal while choking on a penis... i have nothing to be embarrassed about +1 reply

• sillyelf posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor LOL, omg, i was lauging so hard while listening to this! reply

• noneedforaname posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor Is this fake? reply

• Andallo posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor LMFAO. +1 reply

• RhetoricalOracle posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor She only played him along to stall for law enforcement to get to the phone he was using. reply