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• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Only A's around here i guess? ;) +2 reply

• superman2086 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor ahhhh fuck i just broke my computer desk trying to measure up now my balls hurt +4 reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor here is a 1 to ease the pain :) +1 reply

• curlyjoe posted 8 months ago rate it: good poor I just broke my eyeballs trying to read it, all I can figure out is white is bad - Damn... reply

• xxx123 posted 8 months ago rate it: good poor click it ;):P +2 reply

• Drweld posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor You know what?....... SCREW YOUR CHART!........ reply

• Drweld posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Plus you!... LMAO! +2 reply

• hittlerhatter posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor HOW CAN A 3.5/9.0 NOT BE ENJOYABLE reply

• sawan posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor no most of us are double A if not bigger reply

• Hyde in plain sight posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor I'm an E but I have a 11 inch tongue and I love to toss salad. Does that help? +8 reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor even better in my opinion ;):) +1 reply

• Hyde in plain sight posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor But there is one catch. I'm hard to understand. My long ass tongue makes me sound like Scooby Doo.... +2 reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor who needs talking when ther is heaven666? +1 reply

• Hyde in plain sight posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Ahhh....will you be my other wife? lol +1 reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor tempting...... reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor ...but i'm afraid i would be distrected by your other wife :P reply

• BikerBob posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Rutro Raggy +1 reply

• Tommygunn posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Rant re reat rou regain rary? reply

• Drweld posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Can we make a "TONGUE" chart? reply

• Drweld posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I guess not, is more about performance! reply

• j18speed posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Fuck... +5 reply

• sawan posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor its one of the things jesus told me not to talk about reply

• pixiepal posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor No it's RUCK RUCK! reply

• Plexipunk posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Why is there no "F"???? reply

• Wonky_Donkey posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Cos, no one give an "F" these days. +1 reply

• mcfilth posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Thats starts the Freaks of Cock table reply

• pixiepal posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Cause Scooby Doo can't say "f"s? reply

• Wonky_Donkey posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor I'm just glad to know that they are just about satisfied. +2 reply

• PissFlap posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor The starfish wiener guy needs to look at two of these graphs at the same time. +5 reply

• WrathOfTheNorsemen posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Plus one for making me lmao PF. Awesome! reply

• Wonky_Donkey posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Ouch, that metal tape measure don't half snap back quick. +4 reply

• kilkenny posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor what about the Bronsins of this world who dont even get onto the scale? reply

• sawan posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor there is a brosnin here who breaks the scale.lol. reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor this pic should shut up al those bluffers with there huge penis storys :P reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor P.S. i am very curius who has favirited my pic after is has been on line for only half an hour :D i think it's a nice complment! +1 reply

• BuzzBurbank posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Ladies find cash very satisfying. +2 reply

• shinigami posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor but saidly not I.O.U.'s :( (j/k) reply

• Sylvia posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor I carry a similar chart around me wherever I go. Along with my metal rule. Hope it's not a turn off +1 reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Those wich fall in the A category get a nice sanking wit the ruler? reply

• Sylvia posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Want me to lend you some of the letters from my chart to help finish your words? +5 reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor i'm sory for my poor english. :$ reply

• Sylvia posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Hard to hate a guy who says sory reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor guy?! :):P reply

• FlyonDewall posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor There are 806 choices on this chart, with 224 'enjoyable or better' sizes,,, Ms. Authentic Woman musta got around alot! +1 reply

• BuzzBurbank posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor I can only hope. reply

• xxx123 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor in that case it's a wonder she didn't die becouse of the 582 'not statisfying'times. reply

• FlyonDewall posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor We should rename her the "One outta fo' Ho! reply

• FlyonDewall posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor 1 outta 3.5982142 if you wanna get technical, but "fo' " flows a lil better,,, +1 reply

• DescendingForth posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Who the hell has a penis with a 9.5 inch circumfrence, thats like borderline ship cannon +6 reply

• DoctorDude posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Plus 1 to you my friend.... reply

• FlyonDewall posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor "Missed it by THAT MUCH! Agent 99, I need assistance!!" reply

• pixiepal posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor I'm here Maxwell. reply

• chucklingxclown posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor asians did this cuz i would so say at least 8 lol reply

• fatnazicowdicktater posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor great gaping gashes! this is the baseline chart, not the whore-o-meter! reply

• ninjirate posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor I really dont think that abnormally large, and abnormally small dicks should be grouped together. An AL cock is a gift. An AS cock, well thats just a cruel joke at his expense. +1 reply

• drad posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Damn, look at the far right end of the scale. 11' x 7 around...Who did they survey, porn stars only? reply

• scorpio_butterfly posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor As a lesbian, even i know it doesn't matter shit how big or long or thick it is, it's what ya do with it! reply

• shinigami posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor but like my happy g says it takes a long time to get to england in a row boat. thank got i 6.55 x 9... a B!!!! reply

• nomadic posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor OK, here's the deal: average penis length is 5 1/2 to 6 1/2 inches. Average vaginal depth is 4 1/2 to 5 1/2 inches. You geniuses do the math... +3 reply

• Cobra Dick posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Look, guys, big or small, here's what you need to do: spend lots of time on foreplay, don't forget the cunning linguistics, and make sure she's having a GREAT time before you ever put the pedal to the metal, capische? Let her know that your there to take care of HER needs first! +8 reply

• DescendingForth posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Is that before or after you put your fist in her ass? +4 reply

• someguycalleddave posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor damn right ^^ reply

• msterfist posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor thats the best way to get repeat customers.take care of them and they will let you do anything to them. reply

• zerobomb posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor you get a plus one for using the word "capishe"...cuz truth be told i never knew how to spell it! and yeah, its in my DNA...i even try to make hookers cum! course it usually doesnt work..not the right nerve endings in their throats. +1 reply

• Flamesack112 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Yay B! reply

• americkanwoman posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor After having tried each of the test subjects, I find this chart to be worthless. There's a big difference between an E and an e +1 reply

• gfl160 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor i was never very good with math so charts aren't very useful to me. I just pull it out in the bar and wait for a reaction. +1 reply

• ray13star posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor What a bunch of crap. First of all, the world average vaginal depth is only 5 inches, ergo the reason why the world average penile length is the same. I guess that this guy asked way too many virgins and porn stars for his data set. Lame. reply

• ray13star posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor This is not to say that I'm not up there. I'm in the B zone. reply

• briggsy2 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor i got an A for the first time in years! reply

• Baku posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor jaja reply

• kickone posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor why not just say we all enjoy veriety. IF every day was a sunny day then whats a sunny day? reply

• HymenBuster posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor B. reply

• zerobomb posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor i got a D...for Deez nuts! reply

• zerobomb posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor how do you take into account warts the size of marbles? reply

• FaHQ2 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor My penis is like a snickers bar. It satifies, but its not ideal. reply

• pjp24 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor i thought you meant thick and kinda square... +1 reply

• FaHQ2 posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Well, according to the chart.....hehe reply

• foreskin posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor Ok guys.. this is just a way of saying its the guys fault.. we should come up with the pussy table to let the girls in on what size pussy we like. +2 reply

• jeg3698 posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor I like the size that lets me shove my cock in it reply

• RULER posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor i'm a slow learner how do u read this chart??? A= GOOD & E= BAD hold on let me print this chart out. ok so i slap my dick on this chart, if it's in the red zone i'm good. b-4 red bad, and anything pass red bad????? DO U LADIES REALLY CARRY THESE AROUND IN YA POCKET BOOKS? reply

• RULER posted 9 months ago rate it: good poor RIGHT,if a dudes got a small dick, maybee it's just because the girls got a big vagina. +1 reply

• Grimace posted 8 months ago rate it: good poor can't put a nail where a spike has been +1 reply

• drad posted 7 months ago rate it: good poor nope, this chart can't be right. It doesn't take into salary into account. +5 reply

• InvOmega posted 7 months ago rate it: good poor wow, i knew the ladies like my penis, and enjoyed it.. but i didn't realise thats its bigger than alot of ppl. Measured just this tally i got a b, i reckon if a chick was in here touching my dick, it'd get to a.. gimme a day or 2 find someone and i'll check :D reply

• Adriian posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor /sigh reply

• galini9 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor i could poke quite a noticable hole in that chart +1 reply

• fatnazicowdicktater posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor phew. thank god i'm a B. my confidence just spiked again. and yes women can be naturally lose to. was with a virgin before who felt like she got off a max hardcore set. reply

• GenericGrayBox posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Is it gay to say cool ? reply

• LollipopLicker posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Is it gay to ask if it's gay to say cool? reply

• xavior00 posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor is it gay if I'm white and my cock is brown? reply

• lambemelas2 posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor only i ur finger is in ur butt wile you say/ask it. reply

• DIABLO posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I don get it??? my is 6x2 inch never had any complains but always been wanted to ask if is big enough..is it or do i need to buy one of them crazy cock pumps???? reply

• jeg3698 posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor x2?...did you measure the width and multiply it by pi? reply

• jeg3698 posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor looks like im ideal 7 1/2 and 6 1/4 +1 reply

• BigXXL posted 3 months ago rate it: good poor I must be on the first page of the chart. +1 reply

• mcsquirrelman posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor chode's arent plesurable!? reply

• djnastynat3 posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor Yea, go's good with the boyish face pic you got, mr. 3 inch ;;p reply

• bassplayer18jt posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor wait, that makes no sense, if you got a 7 incher, it has to have 7 inches in girth to be an A, you'd have a brick for a cock. reply

• badunclemike posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor I think i made a mistake. according to this chart i have a prolapsed vagina. reply

• RKami posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor According to the chart, you need to be around 8 inches to be ideal? Yeah, right. I'm not "ideal," and I've never received any complaints. And who the hell is 11x9? An exhaust pipe? reply