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2:15 is the sweet spot +11 reply 
Good call. Ataru... +1 reply 
TW sure has gone downhill since his departure. +1 reply 
This dude's words make me wanna fuck him. But I need to ask....Will you let me plow your brown eye with a strap on? That is the real question. +1 replydrflavor008 posted 9 months ago
at this point he should take anything! replyAnomie Strain posted 9 months ago
he reminds me of a little puppy that makes his eyes go reeeeeeeeally big and humps your leg to try and make you love him. +3 reply 
Please please please, one of the girls on this site, fuck this guys brains out and post it on this site!!!!!!!!! That would be the best post ever. +2 reply 
except for glathes.... that made me luagh my ass off... just those three words reply 
...for a birth control ad! replyzerocommazero posted 9 months ago
this guy pretty much sums up all of my wildest dreams reply 
im guessing hes jewish and has the same voice coach as mike tyson replyGrindOnItBitch posted 2 months ago
Yeah, a barrel of laughs. Had me cracking up. +4 reply 
he just can't make up his mind, can't he? He needs a telepromter. replyUnidentified posted 9 months ago- He needs to kiss a girl for the first time. replyzerocommazero posted 9 months ago
NOTHING about you is COOL. just pay for sex they wont laugh in your face. just behind your back and thats ok +7 reply
Please please... I really want to see a real live pussy. +5 reply
- Wow, my type of guy..............what was his # ? He is one sexy bitch. Does he ever blink or shut-up? +11 replyKimmyMonster posted 9 months ago
only when he's blowing his load reply 
Dude I don't think he's ever done that before....i mean...look at him reply - He is constantly blowing his load. on his mom's face..BOOO....and....YAHHH. replydrflavor008 posted 9 months ago
I didn't even watch the whole thing to realize he wasn't going to have much success. The only success story here is the dating service that is geting 29.99/month from his checking account. +9 replyWorkersUnite posted 9 months ago
he sends them the payment on his star wars checks +1 reply - Or uses his World of Warcraft Visa card. replyzerocommazero posted 9 months ago
Its a Master caard! replyMaximilian posted 9 months ago- he got his account cancelled because he tried to pay in make believe harry potter ingots replyGrindOnItBitch posted 2 months ago
Believe it or not, I have a younger cousin just like this loser. I tried my best for years to teach him to be a regular guy, with absolutely no success. But he eventually learned to duck, dodge, and run really fast. +9 replyCobra Dick posted 9 months agoWhen you say a 'regular guy', are you refering to yourself or any other member on heaven? cuz we all hang out on the most fucked up site on the net and most of us are hooked, im sure the majority of us spend more time on this site than at work, so that would make us more fucked up than him, just he plays video games and we watch porn and get laid and i fucking love it. +8 reply - Hmmm, ML, gotta think about that. I always thought of myself as just a regular guy. +2 replyCobra Dick posted 9 months ago
CD, we ARE regular, its the rest of the world thats crazy. Just look at Oil prices... its NUTS! +5 reply think about this. he has a nickname ataru. I have a nickname Meatlover. he likes japanese cartoons. I like japanese scat eating. you will know more about his cartoons if you date him. you will know more about scat eating if you date me. its the same shit just hes a goodboy and we're all evil +2 reply 
I wouldn't consider myself evil....more like an Angel with a WICKED DARK SIDE >:} +3 reply i like wicked... i like dark. and i like sides... hmm, this could work. =P reply - I enjoy my dark side better than my angelic side---much more exciting to be bad +1 replyangelbabee posted 9 months ago
too funny. haha reply - Most nerds usually do, including how to pick a locker from the inside to get out. replyzerocommazero posted 9 months ago
OK. I have taken it upon myself to issue a BOLO for Louis before he ends up shooting up a mall or college campus somewhere. You are all safe now. +2 replychazzzzzzzzzz posted 9 months ago
awwww....he was so shy, i though it was cute +1 reply 
Yeah, but i bet you would sleep with him. +3 replyBallsDeep007 posted 9 months ago
If so, there's hope for all of us. reply - sorry meant "wouldn't" +1 replyBallsDeep007 posted 9 months ago
id give him a handjob at least... +1 reply - heh what a trooper ; ) replyAnomie Strain posted 9 months ago
he probably still lives with mommy replyfireball80ca posted 9 months agohe admits it at 0:18 +2 reply
that dude is way cooler than screech!!! just ask his cute alien sexy girlfriend +3 reply
I was the same way until I found this cool costume and shield. +2 reply
He needs to get laid...bu-ad +1 replywastingtime posted 9 months ago
fuck!!! what are the rest of us going to do when all the women see this?? we're doomed......Ataru is here. +3 replyslightlydisturbed posted 9 months ago
Save to favorites and watch when feeling bad about my life.... thats what I'm going to do with this video. +6 replyRobbie_2k7 posted 9 months ago
he would definately be the bitch! replynookielookie posted 9 months ago
- Is this guy from SuperBad part2? +1 replyBallsDeep007 posted 9 months ago
Ok, I paused it when I started wanting to shoot him - 10 seconds. +1 reply
what a catch... *giggles* +1 reply
you guys laugh but this video got me tons of pussy +4 replyLearnToSwim posted 9 months ago
'what really turns me on is a good conversationalist' +1 reply
He would be a good candidate on "Beauty and the Geek" He's quite the looker! +1 reply
isnt this the same guy from the threesome vid earlier no wonder hes getting fucked by two chicks........ +3 reply
I wonder if he wants a woman with a nice voice to counterbalance his annoying little whine. The title of this video should have been "Every reason you'll ever need not to date me." Of course I mean the guy in the video, not myself. replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 9 months agoOf course. reply
nobody beats the guy in related topics. Second from the left.This guy at least has a chance. reply
Like fuckslave said canidate for Geek Meat. reply
Ummmmm...... why is this on here??? reply
TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! +1 reply
You had your minute of fame now go back in the closet and whack off before your mother catches you! reply
The best ending to his video would be, "Oh, and I have a 10 inch cock." +3 replyhoofhearted posted 9 months ago- hhahaha its probably true is the sad part replyGrindOnItBitch posted 2 months ago
"Hoyven Glaven!" reply
lie, lie, lie, also a lie you don't look spontaneous, lie, lie, hahahahah, lie, get the fuck out of here..... will never get to know you, shy, of course not..... LUCK! you've got it, reply
lie, lie, lie, also a lie you don't look spontaneous, lie, lie, hahahahah, lie, get the fuck out of here..... will never get to know you, shy, of course not..... LUCK! you've got it, +1 reply
This guy better be able to eat some good pussy. reply
i'd date him, but alas, he's not gay replyRAckatear420 posted 9 months ago
very trainable little dude. honestly, if you haven't 'tamed' a geek you're missing out.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm replysaraagain21 posted 9 months ago
I'm sold, is there a number I could call? +2 reply
Goddamnitt! I like that anime! Watch power puff girls or something you bastard! You're giving the otaku of the U.S. a bad name! replycobaltmonkey posted 9 months ago
he will never get a girl...he's fucked that day he gone on tv and move on with that jap anime shit... reply
- I bet he is intimately familiar with the construction of every single locker in his old high school, having seen the inside of all of them. +1 replydkknight17 posted 9 months ago
It's like looking in the mirror. +2 reply
Fucking hell, I'm a nerd and I even want to kick his ass. +2 replyDeadInside200 posted 9 months ago
email him that jap doll manufacturer... +1 reply
I think he shoulda just gone all the way and told the "ladies" that he was a virgin, he might aswell quit now and turn gay, 23 is far too old to loose your virginity. reply
He still lives with mommy but that shouldn't be a detractor against going home with him...give it up Louis, you chose X-BOX over real BOX a long time ago. LOVE THE LISP BUDDY!!! reply
shy... huh? i couldn't have guessed reply
Did he fucking fart? reply
It was around 0:29. Or it could have just been him clearing his throat. reply
Yes Ataru, you do have some pretty spiffy glasses. reply
"I don't really like thothe typeth of woman that are on thex in the thity you know the oneth that would eat me alive in thirty theconds". reply
wheres my pickaxe..... no wait my grass strimmer reply
Louis, Right Hand, Right Hand, Louis. I'm sure you will both be very happy together. +1 reply
- ahahaha bob but its so much better high replyicebreaker posted 9 months ago
- is this bloke realllll LMAO! replyevent-horizon23 posted 9 months ago
I think my glasses look cool ????? WTF???? Unfortunately this dork cannot see through em! replysmurfspunk posted 9 months ago
Wow, you really are a "luckless loser" if you gave your self a nickname. reply
Sad isn't it.. just sad... reply
can't blame the guy....I mean, obviously being "T-mobile" guy on the Alltel commercials didnt help in the search of slant... +1 replyMiPalomaEnTuBoca posted 9 months ago
there is just so much here to make fun of and get points for, i just cant get over how he wants someone with a nice voice... a "nice voice"? you make mike tyson sound like Zeus! reply
lmao would love to drag this guy to a strip club and see how long he lasts replynickdestcroix posted 9 months ago
What was his nickname again? Ah yes, Retardu, great great character. +1 replyMonteFucko posted 9 months ago
I wonder how many times he's jacked it to Ataru's super cute alien girlfriemd. reply you just defined a cartoon character as "super cute" reply
I may theem a bit thy but i am exthtreamly outgoing oneth you get to know me +1 replysweetpiff420 posted 9 months ago
Hey give the guy some credit, those glasses are pretty bitchin +1 reply
soon he'll be the star of the 93 year old vergin... +2 reply
ATARU!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh god yesssssssssssssss..... :O +2 replywildbutsweet posted 9 months ago
if i was u i would kill myself.. +1 reply
this is why home schooling is not the answer. give me his number and 1 weekend, we'll party the geek out of him. some people just need to get tore up to look at themselves outside of the box, to get some box +2 reply
- do u think he will ever see a girl +1 replyicebreaker posted 9 months ago
Well it made half these ladies moist... +1 replyNellyeatworld posted 9 months ago
Once he get his cherry popped he's going to morph into "Super Fly TNT Pimp Master"! reply
- I kinda want to throw him in a turbine replyAnomie Strain posted 9 months ago
He needs a good old fashoned nerd ass kicking. replymimikickass54 posted 9 months ago
damn poor guy did anyone catch the huge reassuring nod at the end just priceless. replystr8menace posted 9 months ago
if this guy ever gets laid ill blow off the back of my head reply
- Anomie Strain posted 9 months ago