And in other news, you got to wash yo ass girl!
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Added: May 13, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: wash   yo   ass   stink   at   workplace   assistent   clean   |
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I'll be right back.... +8 replyvideoshark posted 2 months ago
dont forget to polish the cheeks reply
Wash you blamtastic ass bitch. replyWonky_Donkey posted 2 months ago
Wonkey, how often do you wash your azz? replywhackattack posted 2 months ago
I don't I have a fat black woman come over and do it for me...... She's a perfectionist don't you know? +3 replyWonky_Donkey posted 2 months ago
You have an ASSistant? +4 replyHolliWould posted 2 months ago
Sure do her name is Miss H Would. A beautiful girl, with all her own teeth. replyWonky_Donkey posted 2 months ago
Yay I get to wash an ass ass! replyHolliWould posted 2 months ago
Now THIS is a classic diatribe about one of the prevalent problems of modern society! People, how many times have you been exposed to some unclean, odoriferous person and just wanted to say, "Damn, fool, go home and scour your nasty ass clean so other people won't have to endure your stench!" I salute this big girl for her honesty and forthrightness! +15 replyCobra Dick posted 2 months ago
Oh, far, far, FAR too many times have I been tempted while at work to drag some skanky, nasty ass fool out to the ambulance garage and stick the power washer on them. Serves them right for offending my nasal cavities. +2 replyhumanwreckage posted 2 months ago
I'd pay to see you do that. In fact, I'd be glad to help you! replyCobra Dick posted 2 months ago
me 2! reply
OH THE HUMANITY!!!! replychazzzzzzzzzz posted 2 months ago

EVERY DAY?! +1 reply
TWICE a day for you, Mr. "I gotta go faster!" +1 replyCobra Dick posted 2 months ago

real talk....lol WASH YO ASS! reply
I think I want to throat fuck her. +1 replyWonky_Donkey posted 2 months ago

finally someone who is not afraid to tell the world to wash their asses :P +1 reply

Wash it down with a diet coke! +2 reply

fat people don't wash their ass because they can't reach!! +1 reply 
Hence the ass-washing assisstant reply
Two words, Toilet brush. +3 replyhumanwreckage posted 2 months ago
4 words: Rag On A Stick. +1 replybertrum666 posted 2 months ago
2 more words.. Car wash! replyHolliWould posted 2 months ago
2 more... Fucking Ugly. -1 replybertrum666 posted 2 months ago
Unfortunately, I have to agree with you! reply.com/e-bastard posted 2 months ago
I love this woman, she tells it like it is, "Wipe your ass" if you are a big woman get someone to spread you cheeks. Its not the size of a woman that matters its how she keeps herself clean. Men too... replyjonniewaker posted 2 months ago

Just use a fucking hose if your too fat to reach reply

Put a rag on a stick +1 reply
Better yet, eat a sensible diet so you can reach to wash. Lysol, Fabreeze? Thats for lazy people. +1 replyscorpionking posted 2 months ago
cat giving us all a hygeine lesson +1 replynookielookie posted 2 months ago
And don't forget to clean your kitty while your there! (='.'=) +4 replyDandeegirl posted 2 months ago
Your dick too. If you don't keep it clean as a whistle, It'll never get blown. +1 replyshortbus4570 posted 2 months ago

Yes, I'm here to inquire about an ass-washing assitant... do you have any that are asian? +5 reply
I was gonna say somethin bout someone in the forums, but it looks like Cat had his data admin get the word out. replyBlockhead97 posted 2 months ago
I don't think it's the ass that be stink'n baby. replyFreedom Fries posted 2 months ago
"you washing your ass, Pablo honey??" +2 replyLearnToSwim posted 2 months ago
Great fucking reference LTS. "Pablo...you bastard." replyshortbus4570 posted 2 months ago

what if my ass is TOXIC? reply
Britney can sing the shit out of it. +1 replyWonky_Donkey posted 2 months ago
Then you post it in ToxicFactory! +1 reply
Why is Gary Coleman doing public service announcements these days? +3 replyzerocommazero posted 2 months ago
Plus to you - but I was thinking more along the lines of Mr T (What you talkin' 'bout Murdock you crazee fool, I ain't scrubbin' nobody's ass...) reply

That fat ass will need to get up hours before work in order to have time to get her her fat ass clean in time for work! +1 reply

Nothing like the smell of perfume and ass funk in the morning!!!! reply

Excuse me!... I'm an "Ass Washer",..... not an Ass Washer assistant. +1 reply 
In some extreme cases it takes two people for the job, the Ass washer and an assistant, usually an apprentice. -1 reply

i need to show this to some people at work... they need to take heed ! reply
I drive 60 miles twice a week to the big city for skin treatments. In the building I go to, there is an elevator I take to the 3rd floor. It isn't a large elevator, just an average sized one. I prefer to ride alone, (I have 'personal space' issues) but when I do ride with others, it isn't the large, overweight people that stink. It is the elderly. When you get older, your cleanliness issues do not go away. The old folks still need to bathe or shower daily. +2 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 2 months ago

If you don't want your big fat ass to stink like hell, don't eat so much fucking sick shit!!! -2 reply
YOU BEST GET OFF MA GRILL -1 replyMrswilliams posted 2 months ago
hahaha, good advice, you're a nice woman. -1 replysuperpapichulo posted 2 months ago
If you are big, fat and handsome like this woman and need an ass washin' assistant please email me. I aspire to do somethin' righteous with my time. This is better than unicef or myanmar relief! Did I mention I am very oral and a big fan of corn and the chilli dog....LOL replyspidermonkey666 posted 2 months ago

I LOVE THIS! It made me lol -1 reply 
Ok I got negged again for no reason. Who keeps negging me for no reason? Show yourself pussy! reply
ralmao fuckin funny shit -1 replysmashedtoy posted 2 months ago
Who farted???? -1 replysmurfspunk posted 2 months ago
Umm sorry I didn't know you were standing there. Pardon me. reply

Ass washing assistant for hire reply
I don't wash but once a week replybronxbeauty8 posted 2 months ago
May I know what day of the week in case we meet one day? +1 reply
she is helping the US economy by opening new jobs. Help Wanted ASS WASH ASSISTANT. NO EXP. CLEAN AND DISCREET. replyGreenBeret posted 2 months ago

at least someones bein real lol i love her this was great reply

Thank God my day-after alcohol breath covers my ass... reply
I could do with an ass washing assistant! replyboogerking posted 2 months ago

Mrs. Clean reply

this has inspired me - I'll be on YouTube with a message for the guy - WASH YOUR DICK - I don't mean play with it in the shower, I mean get an assistant to spread your skin winde and scrub right in there... reply

Every morning she empties her ass @ 07.00 - trouble is she don't get that lazy ass outta bed 'til 07.30. THAT'S why it stinks reply
mrs clean went black and couldn't go back! replyprncssprissy posted 2 months ago

I love this girl and totally agree with her. This must be a womans problem. My wife often comes home from the office talking about funky gal stink. So I tell her to keep her shit clean. reply 
How can I get in touch with this girl? I want to apply for an ass washing assistant job. It also sounds like a great place to start a union. Local ass washers 81 Scranton, Pa. +1 reply
I would be willing to bet large amounts of cash that if she lifted her boob she'd spot some tit dirt replybronxbeauty8 posted 2 months ago
i be right back i have to wash my ass. replymr jonhson69 posted 2 months ago

'junk in the trunk' lol she is funniiiieeeee... reply
girl you look good, won't you wash that ass up.. new juvenille replyclaytonlovesit posted 2 months ago

ass check!! reply
Instead of metal detectors at office buildings they are going to need to start adding butt sniffers to the mix. If you're an offender they take you to another room, strip you down, hose you down, wash your clothes and send you on your way. I wish that were the case I would show up nasty daily just praying for a fondle during the hose down lol replyspecialkitten3 posted 2 months ago
Hey, has anyone ever had their anus bleached? I am currently pregnant & when I went in for my monthly waxing the girl asked me if I would be getting my anus bleached so I would be all pretty for the doctor...WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE...I will be squeezing a 7 or 8 (or more god forbid) baby out of my vagina...the LAST thing I will be worried about is what the doctor thinks of my anus! +1 replyhard_core_princess posted 2 months ago

excellent advice, promotion in the pipeline! but she didnt say anything about washing the front bottom......... reply
my fiends sister wants to wax my ass replyRussellkenneth posted 2 months ago

lol lift stuff and get in the crevases..lol you cant beat that with a rag on a stick!!! reply

When did people start uploading myspace content? +1 reply

Damn it Jim!! I'm a doctor, not an ass washer reply
Is she for hire? I need her to come where I work and tell a few people to wash their ass! replyoddgyrlout posted 2 months ago
well I for one, just got out the shower... but I have a dilemma - I still stinky... just what am I doing wrong? replybronxbeauty8 posted 2 months ago

i dont know what your doing wrong but, if you need help give me a call!!!! reply
this was fuckin hilarious! She does have a valid point. Nobody wants to bend a hottie over to whiff a dirty ass! Enema, soapy finger, a whirlpool jacuzzi jet..WHATEVER! just dont try covering it up with Chanel, febreeze or a scented panty shield. If you still don't get the hint and wont wash it correctly, for gods sake! Do not wipe back to front! replyseandamonisback posted 2 months ago
This shouldn't even need to be taught to grown women and teenagers. But some are nasty like that. replychocogoodness posted 2 months ago
ok are you listing girls so go go go go replyPREDATOR1900 posted 2 months ago

"You gotta wash your ass, if you must You gotta wash your hair, if you must You gotta brush your teeth, if you must Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy"-del tha funky homosapien reply
so that girl can talk replyspidergold20 posted 1 month ago
REALLY SHES NOT LYING! WASH AND SCRUB THE ASS HOLE replyMORIRXFELIZ posted 1 month ago
wash everything niggers replydirtynegger posted 1 month ago
asstastic. replypersephonexoxo posted 3 weeks ago
i love this woman. replyhonestneko posted 2 weeks ago

this goes for guys too reply

Does she mean that some people spray their asses with Fabreeze? reply
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